Elder/ette: Hi! Long time no see. what have you been up to lately?
problemaddict 2: I've been researching your religion. I found out that most of its teachings are false.
Elder/ette: Do you still believe that the Organization is God's sole channel of communication?
problemaddict 2: Absolutely not! They are Pharisees forcing a heavy burden upon their followers. They are also false prophets changing their teachings all the time.
Elder/ette: The sound of a whoosh and a loud boom when elder/ette breaks the sound barrier getting away from you.